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Uh-huh. So what reason?

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You ever seen the view of the Niagara from the other side? Do I need another reason?

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Is this something to do with a certain Canadian?

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[ Just a few seconds of silence because jfc Jeff, he thought you'd never get there. ]

Yeah, make it sound like he asked for it.

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[Well excuse him for assuming crime before love.]

He didn't ask for it? You're willingly considering Canada without his persuasion?

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[ Ray is not surprised. ]

I willingly set up camp on top'a who knows how many feet of cold fuckin snow. The rest of Canada really ain't so bad after that.

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But what's wrong with America?

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Is somethin s'posed to be wrong with it?

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Apparently so if you want to leave it! I mean, you're suggesting you want to be a Canadian without the insistence of a Canadian.

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So. Lemme just get this straight. Somebody else's gotta tell you to do something for you to want to do it.

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If it involves moving to somewhere like Canada, sure. No wonder he's surprised.

You can't even come up with a legitimate reason beyond some waterfall bullshit.

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C'mon, like i'd go telling you my reasons.

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And yet you called me. Interesting.

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What, so I can take your crap? You're supposed to be bullshit lawyer, aren't you?

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Did you want help switching citizenships, or did you just want to call someone to whine about your Mountie boyfriend to? Take your pick. I can't do both at once.

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Can't multitask? Or just don't want to if it doesn't involve Lucifer the Great and Powerful.

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Uh, what's this got to do with Lucifer?

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Nuthin. You still showed up on the air with him.

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Yeah, because he's got a show and I got a show. Better to work together than try and compete for ratings.

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Yeah, right- sure. And the brown nosing. That's gotta get you somewhere, right?

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Brown nosing, seriously? I don't kiss anyones ass except my own.

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[ this is high quality entertainment. ]

Hey- now there's something that sounds like it takes a lotta practice.

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Yeah, well I'm really flexible. Got the lower rib removed and everything.

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Now that's real dedication, i'll give you points for that one.

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Why thank you. So you see, Lucifer is just a guy I'm getting good show ratings with, that's all. Nothing to do with you being Canadian.