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Shouldn't we be saving this for halloween?

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You never heard of random acts of uh- y'know, when the... ? [ Uh. UH!! ] Vandalism. Right.

Won't mean shit by Halloween, but hey, have it your way. Car's around whenever, unless you wanna wait for a holiday for that, too.

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Ugh, no, fine. We'll do it before halloween.

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No see, now you ruined it with all your enthusiasm there. I'm going back to the egging without you.

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Lame. Where you gonna egg?

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There's perks to bein a cop, y'know. I can find an address.

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Hopefully not mine. It's guarded by raccoons.

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Then they'll have leftovers.

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Point. They'll be able to clean up pretty quick.

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Better live it up, then. [ like he'd even egg your place jfc he isn't a child. he's mature. like a teenager. ] So look, you find some public place I'll pick you up at, give you a drive in a real car, then kick you out wherever you wanna go.

Deal?

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What if I want to go to New Mexico? Can we drive there from Florida?

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I dunno if you'd survive that long in a car with me. Something'd explode before we got there.

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I can think of better road trip buddies, you're right.

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I'd forget your snacks at the gas station. Just for fun.

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I'd spill coffee on your upholstery.

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i drive around a wolf for kicks, you think I haven't had worse?