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Nah, Canadians are Satan's original army. No better way to hide it than with politeness.

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[ now you have to give him a second to consult his Canadian Guru. ]

.... Fraser says you're fulla shit. [ there's some throat clearing in the distance. ]

What I meant to say was Fraser is fulla shit. If it's called Dante's Inferno, that's gotta mean it's hot. And i've lived in Chicago long enough to know you don't kill anyone with kindness.

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Yeah, sure, believe what you want, [Said with the smugness of a man who knows he's right, yup.]

So is this a marriage thing?

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[ forever wrong! ]

This is not a marriage thing.

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You thought about that though? Might be an easy way to get citizenship.

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Sorta misses the whole point.

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And what is the point?

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You don't do married unless all parties are interested in doin the marryin thing.

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Which of the two isn't interested?

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That is not what I said. Hasn't even come up who's interested and who's not. No discussion, no nothing.

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Too soon, huh?

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You really think we're gonna get a Vegas wedding just so I can enter the land of maple leaves?

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Doesn't have to be Vegas. It can be something classy, something intimate.

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You a wedding planner now?

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Sure. I put all my distrust and disbelief in commitment into my wedding plans, make everything look really divorcey. Pay up front in cash and I'll even throw in a pre-nup and spare set of divorce papers, ready to sign for the eventual split up.

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Because that's what everyone wants t'hear about the person they love. That it'll end in a blaze without all the glory.

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You must know that by now.

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Know what.

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That marriage and happiness is a lie. [Duh.]

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Cause you know so much about it, right?

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I helped with a few divorces, sure.

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Bet you're some kinda expert on commitment then, huh.

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Or lack thereof. But hey, I'm sure it'll work out just fine for you guys.

[Is he being sarcastic? NOBODY KNOWS. Probably not even himself.]

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Good thing the only one cares bout your opinion is you.

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And everyone who watches my show.

C'mon, I'm only messing, Raymond.