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Wait, what? Is that some sort of useless power you got?

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Got it in one. Haven't really given enough of a shit to practice controlling it- just does what it does.

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I hope it gives you a fresh set of tires every time, otherwise you're gonna be screwed when those wear out.

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I'm sure you're real worried for me and my rims.

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Yup.

Can you change them back once you get out? Or are we just stuck with a load of GTOs?

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Nah, they go back to your ugly ass hovermobiles. Feel better?

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Yup. I assume we're talking Pontiac here? Any specific year?

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'67. Best year its got.

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That is a good year. Do I get a ride in one?

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[ but that's such a hard question....... ]

Dunno what you did to earn one but sure, why not.

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I'd return the offer but apparently you're a total pussy over hovercars so....

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Never said I wouldn't get in one so... you just keep up the asshole schtick. Sides, all I need is an address and i'll swing by whenever.

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Is this the part where you find out where I live so you can throw eggs at the door or whatever?

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I was gonna go for your solid teepeeing- Fraser'd ask too many questions bout the eggs and that boat doesn't need rockin.

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Ouch, yeah. Dudley Do-Right isn't gonna be too big on the destruction of property thing. I mean, I'd say go for the teepee route, but it's not even my house, I'm renting a room from a buddy and his wife. Can't even give you my work address 'cause that's a rented office too. But I could give you the address to an office of a guy I know who deserves a good teepee. I'll even come help.

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So what, you wanna go on a road trip to go teepee some guys office? Thought you'd go and take me for something better 'n that.

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What, you're after a date?!

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Uh yeah, gross- head outta the candlelit dinner, buddy. I'm after your toilet paper. You bring it, I bring the best getaway car you'll ever step foot in.

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Shouldn't we be saving this for halloween?

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You never heard of random acts of uh- y'know, when the... ? [ Uh. UH!! ] Vandalism. Right.

Won't mean shit by Halloween, but hey, have it your way. Car's around whenever, unless you wanna wait for a holiday for that, too.

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Ugh, no, fine. We'll do it before halloween.

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No see, now you ruined it with all your enthusiasm there. I'm going back to the egging without you.

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Lame. Where you gonna egg?

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There's perks to bein a cop, y'know. I can find an address.

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Hopefully not mine. It's guarded by raccoons.