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Hey, I know my movies. It's not a bad one to be stuck with. [Not even judging, bro.]

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[ ... how are you not making fun of him, this is madness. ]

Cause anyone wants to be stuck with the name Stanley.

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[Because he has friends named weird shit like Britta and Pierce. AND POP CULTURE IS LIFE!]

Stan's a little old sounding, sure, but I kinda like it. Reminds me of the classics. I got stuck with Tobias as a middle name, but hey, I can rock it.

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[ As if he knows these things and seriously, he cannot see you sitting down to watch the 'classics' okay. ]

Tobias ain't too bad. Not sure i'd say you should go by it, though.

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Yeah. Maybe we should stick to Ray and Jeff. I still think Stan isn't a bad way to go though. Being Brando is a good deal.

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Not so bad, no, but McQueen still wins that race every day of the week.

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Ugh, I know, right? He got a motorbike and everything.

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[ R U BEIN SARCASTIC ]

Sound a little less excited, huh? [ dont tell him they keep selling them off, though ] Think he had more than one.

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[U MAY NVR NO]

He never got a hovercar though.

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[ RUDE ]

Thinkin he's glad about that one.

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Or not. Because hovercars are awesome.

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Yeah, you would say that.

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What do you have against hovercars?

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They hover. Kinda thought that one didn't need any, y'know- additional explaining.

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Yeah, duh. Which eliminates friction.

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Which is all fine and friction free until you get to the hovering part.

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Are you scared of the hovering?

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Are you serious right now?

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... Yes...? I'm really not seeing the problem here.

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I don't like em, that's it- end of story. No frills about it. You drive yours, i'll stick with mine.

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Alright. But of you ever want a ride in one, I got something damn fancy.

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Except if I hop in your ride, it'll turn into a GTO and then it'll be fancier.

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Wait, what? Is that some sort of useless power you got?

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Got it in one. Haven't really given enough of a shit to practice controlling it- just does what it does.

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I hope it gives you a fresh set of tires every time, otherwise you're gonna be screwed when those wear out.