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Ugh, I know, right? He got a motorbike and everything.

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[ R U BEIN SARCASTIC ]

Sound a little less excited, huh? [ dont tell him they keep selling them off, though ] Think he had more than one.

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[U MAY NVR NO]

He never got a hovercar though.

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[ RUDE ]

Thinkin he's glad about that one.

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Or not. Because hovercars are awesome.

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Yeah, you would say that.

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What do you have against hovercars?

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They hover. Kinda thought that one didn't need any, y'know- additional explaining.

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Yeah, duh. Which eliminates friction.

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Which is all fine and friction free until you get to the hovering part.

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Are you scared of the hovering?

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Are you serious right now?

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... Yes...? I'm really not seeing the problem here.

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I don't like em, that's it- end of story. No frills about it. You drive yours, i'll stick with mine.

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Alright. But of you ever want a ride in one, I got something damn fancy.

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Except if I hop in your ride, it'll turn into a GTO and then it'll be fancier.

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Wait, what? Is that some sort of useless power you got?

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Got it in one. Haven't really given enough of a shit to practice controlling it- just does what it does.

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I hope it gives you a fresh set of tires every time, otherwise you're gonna be screwed when those wear out.

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I'm sure you're real worried for me and my rims.

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Yup.

Can you change them back once you get out? Or are we just stuck with a load of GTOs?

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Nah, they go back to your ugly ass hovermobiles. Feel better?

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Yup. I assume we're talking Pontiac here? Any specific year?

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'67. Best year its got.

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That is a good year. Do I get a ride in one?