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2015-07-17 09:48 pm (UTC)
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You a wedding planner now?
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2015-07-17 10:11 pm (UTC)
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Sure. I put all my distrust and disbelief in commitment into my wedding plans, make everything look really divorcey. Pay up front in cash and I'll even throw in a pre-nup and spare set of divorce papers, ready to sign for the eventual split up.
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2015-07-17 11:11 pm (UTC)
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Because that's what everyone wants t'hear about the person they love. That it'll end in a blaze without all the glory.
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2015-07-18 09:25 pm (UTC)
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You must know that by now.
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2015-07-18 09:27 pm (UTC)
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Know what.
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2015-07-18 10:17 pm (UTC)
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That marriage and happiness is a lie.
[Duh.]
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2015-07-18 10:21 pm (UTC)
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Cause you know so much about it, right?
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2015-07-18 10:25 pm (UTC)
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I helped with a few divorces, sure.
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2015-07-18 10:27 pm (UTC)
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Bet you're some kinda expert on commitment then, huh.
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2015-07-18 10:31 pm (UTC)
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Or lack thereof. But hey, I'm sure it'll work out just fine for you guys.
[Is he being sarcastic? NOBODY KNOWS. Probably not even himself.]
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2015-07-18 10:35 pm (UTC)
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Good thing the only one cares bout your opinion is you.
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2015-07-19 12:20 pm (UTC)
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And everyone who watches my show.
C'mon, I'm only messing, Raymond.
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2015-07-19 12:29 pm (UTC)
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It's
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2015-07-19 08:55 pm (UTC)
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Is it not Raymond on your birth cert?
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2015-07-19 09:01 pm (UTC)
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It is
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. You want specifics, it's that name in the middle'a those other two words. 'Sides, Raymond's the guy I worked undercover as.
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2015-07-22 04:33 pm (UTC)
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You saying Ray's a middle name?
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2015-07-22 04:44 pm (UTC)
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The one and only middle name.
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2015-07-23 07:05 pm (UTC)
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So what's the first?
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2015-07-25 09:16 am (UTC)
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First answer's none of your business. Second's- Stanley.
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2015-07-25 12:24 pm (UTC)
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Stanley? Like Stanley Kowalski? Wow.
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2015-07-26 02:35 am (UTC)
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Didn't figure you for any movie older than twenty years but yeah- my dad picked that one.
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2015-07-26 10:26 am (UTC)
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Hey, I know my movies. It's not a bad one to be stuck with.
[Not even judging, bro.]
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2015-07-26 10:41 am (UTC)
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Cause anyone wants to be stuck with the name Stanley.
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2015-07-26 10:48 am (UTC)
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[Because he has friends named weird shit like Britta and Pierce. AND POP CULTURE IS LIFE!]
Stan's a little old sounding, sure, but I kinda like it. Reminds me of the classics. I got stuck with Tobias as a middle name, but hey, I can rock it.
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2015-07-29 06:14 pm (UTC)
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As if he knows these things and seriously, he cannot see you sitting down to watch the 'classics' okay.
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Tobias ain't too bad. Not sure i'd say you should go by it, though.
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C'mon, I'm only messing, Raymond.
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It's Ray. You don't gotta add what isn't there.
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Cause anyone wants to be stuck with the name Stanley.
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Stan's a little old sounding, sure, but I kinda like it. Reminds me of the classics. I got stuck with Tobias as a middle name, but hey, I can rock it.
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Tobias ain't too bad. Not sure i'd say you should go by it, though.
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