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You a wedding planner now?

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Sure. I put all my distrust and disbelief in commitment into my wedding plans, make everything look really divorcey. Pay up front in cash and I'll even throw in a pre-nup and spare set of divorce papers, ready to sign for the eventual split up.

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Because that's what everyone wants t'hear about the person they love. That it'll end in a blaze without all the glory.

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You must know that by now.

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Know what.

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That marriage and happiness is a lie. [Duh.]

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Cause you know so much about it, right?

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I helped with a few divorces, sure.

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Bet you're some kinda expert on commitment then, huh.

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Or lack thereof. But hey, I'm sure it'll work out just fine for you guys.

[Is he being sarcastic? NOBODY KNOWS. Probably not even himself.]

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Good thing the only one cares bout your opinion is you.

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And everyone who watches my show.

C'mon, I'm only messing, Raymond.

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[ ajfks;a PFFF. ]

It's Ray. You don't gotta add what isn't there.

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Is it not Raymond on your birth cert?

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It is not. You want specifics, it's that name in the middle'a those other two words. 'Sides, Raymond's the guy I worked undercover as.

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You saying Ray's a middle name?

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The one and only middle name.

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So what's the first?

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First answer's none of your business. Second's- Stanley.

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Stanley? Like Stanley Kowalski? Wow.

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Didn't figure you for any movie older than twenty years but yeah- my dad picked that one.

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Hey, I know my movies. It's not a bad one to be stuck with. [Not even judging, bro.]

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[ ... how are you not making fun of him, this is madness. ]

Cause anyone wants to be stuck with the name Stanley.

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[Because he has friends named weird shit like Britta and Pierce. AND POP CULTURE IS LIFE!]

Stan's a little old sounding, sure, but I kinda like it. Reminds me of the classics. I got stuck with Tobias as a middle name, but hey, I can rock it.

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[ As if he knows these things and seriously, he cannot see you sitting down to watch the 'classics' okay. ]

Tobias ain't too bad. Not sure i'd say you should go by it, though.