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Bet you're some kinda expert on commitment then, huh.

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Or lack thereof. But hey, I'm sure it'll work out just fine for you guys.

[Is he being sarcastic? NOBODY KNOWS. Probably not even himself.]

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Good thing the only one cares bout your opinion is you.

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And everyone who watches my show.

C'mon, I'm only messing, Raymond.

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[ ajfks;a PFFF. ]

It's Ray. You don't gotta add what isn't there.

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Is it not Raymond on your birth cert?

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It is not. You want specifics, it's that name in the middle'a those other two words. 'Sides, Raymond's the guy I worked undercover as.

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You saying Ray's a middle name?

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The one and only middle name.

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So what's the first?

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First answer's none of your business. Second's- Stanley.

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Stanley? Like Stanley Kowalski? Wow.

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Didn't figure you for any movie older than twenty years but yeah- my dad picked that one.

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Hey, I know my movies. It's not a bad one to be stuck with. [Not even judging, bro.]

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[ ... how are you not making fun of him, this is madness. ]

Cause anyone wants to be stuck with the name Stanley.

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[Because he has friends named weird shit like Britta and Pierce. AND POP CULTURE IS LIFE!]

Stan's a little old sounding, sure, but I kinda like it. Reminds me of the classics. I got stuck with Tobias as a middle name, but hey, I can rock it.

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[ As if he knows these things and seriously, he cannot see you sitting down to watch the 'classics' okay. ]

Tobias ain't too bad. Not sure i'd say you should go by it, though.

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Yeah. Maybe we should stick to Ray and Jeff. I still think Stan isn't a bad way to go though. Being Brando is a good deal.

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Not so bad, no, but McQueen still wins that race every day of the week.

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Ugh, I know, right? He got a motorbike and everything.

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[ R U BEIN SARCASTIC ]

Sound a little less excited, huh? [ dont tell him they keep selling them off, though ] Think he had more than one.

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[U MAY NVR NO]

He never got a hovercar though.

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[ RUDE ]

Thinkin he's glad about that one.

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Or not. Because hovercars are awesome.

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Yeah, you would say that.