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[Well excuse him for assuming crime before love.]

He didn't ask for it? You're willingly considering Canada without his persuasion?

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[ Ray is not surprised. ]

I willingly set up camp on top'a who knows how many feet of cold fuckin snow. The rest of Canada really ain't so bad after that.

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But what's wrong with America?

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Is somethin s'posed to be wrong with it?

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Apparently so if you want to leave it! I mean, you're suggesting you want to be a Canadian without the insistence of a Canadian.

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So. Lemme just get this straight. Somebody else's gotta tell you to do something for you to want to do it.

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If it involves moving to somewhere like Canada, sure. No wonder he's surprised.

You can't even come up with a legitimate reason beyond some waterfall bullshit.

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C'mon, like i'd go telling you my reasons.

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And yet you called me. Interesting.

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What, so I can take your crap? You're supposed to be bullshit lawyer, aren't you?

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Did you want help switching citizenships, or did you just want to call someone to whine about your Mountie boyfriend to? Take your pick. I can't do both at once.

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Can't multitask? Or just don't want to if it doesn't involve Lucifer the Great and Powerful.

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Uh, what's this got to do with Lucifer?

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Nuthin. You still showed up on the air with him.

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Yeah, because he's got a show and I got a show. Better to work together than try and compete for ratings.

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Yeah, right- sure. And the brown nosing. That's gotta get you somewhere, right?

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Brown nosing, seriously? I don't kiss anyones ass except my own.

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[ this is high quality entertainment. ]

Hey- now there's something that sounds like it takes a lotta practice.

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Yeah, well I'm really flexible. Got the lower rib removed and everything.

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Now that's real dedication, i'll give you points for that one.

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Why thank you. So you see, Lucifer is just a guy I'm getting good show ratings with, that's all. Nothing to do with you being Canadian.

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Never said it had anything to do with bein Canadian. Apart from being one is probably Devil-repellant.

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Nah, Canadians are Satan's original army. No better way to hide it than with politeness.

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[ now you have to give him a second to consult his Canadian Guru. ]

.... Fraser says you're fulla shit. [ there's some throat clearing in the distance. ]

What I meant to say was Fraser is fulla shit. If it's called Dante's Inferno, that's gotta mean it's hot. And i've lived in Chicago long enough to know you don't kill anyone with kindness.

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Yeah, sure, believe what you want, [Said with the smugness of a man who knows he's right, yup.]

So is this a marriage thing?