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text (10/3 misfire)

[enustari]

[It's Jeff's lucky day. He gets a mirror selfie of Elsa (clearly taken in the bathroom at her job) with her top pulled up and a fluffy pink feather boa wound around her neck, carefully arranged to fall between her breasts without covering them.]

2 more hrs of this bullshit
send me motivation

[...Too bad this wasn't actually meant for him.]

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[This is the best and worst day of his life. He's so happy rn.

In return there's an ab selfie, taken from above, starting at pecs and leading all the way down to the belt at his jeans. Can she identify them?! Who knows, but she wanted motivation, right? Seems unfair not to return the favour after she just gave him that pic.]

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[She's not well enough acquainted with Jeff's abs to recognize them without a face attached, but the lack of heavy scarring tells her whose abs they're not. Yikes. How did this even happen??]

who the fuck

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[No point in pretending, right?]

Hi! It's Jeff :)
I like your pic.

[enustari]

[................................

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Well, fuck. So much for making him work for it.]

it was not directed at you

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[Maybe she can one day get him to make up for such a reveal. Maybe. Don't count on it.]

I kinda figured tbh. Texts have been acting up all day.
But I appreciated it anyway! And I made it even by giving you a pic too!
Are you motivated now?

[enustari]

[Not motivated, no, but being annoyed about this texting mix-up is enough of a distraction that it serves the same purpose.]

im sure you did
but a picture you wld have sent anyway isnt the same

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It's sort of the same. It's mutual pic sharing.

[enustari]

dont play dumb with me jeff

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Look, it's not my fault you sent a tit picture ok.
Idk what you expect me to do about it other than appreciate it.

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[Send a dick pic.]

at the very least you owe me a drink

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I can give you more than just a drink. ;)
Two drinks.

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its a start
you know where i work
be here at the end of my shift

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Can do!
Will you be wearing the boa?

[enustari]

what do you think

[Spoilers: no.]

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Maybe?

[enustari]

well youre allowed to dream i guess

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That's definitely a dream I wanna be having.
Am I gonna be owing you a whole lot more than a few drinks?

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thats rlly up to you

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Dick pic?

[enustari]

[Do you mean 'blackmail material'?]

make it artsy

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[But is it really blackmail material when he's not ashamed of it?]

I'll put the sepia filter on it.

[enustari]

[Debatable.]

i didnt say make it look older

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My dick never looks old, even in hipster sepia.

[enustari]

is that yr power
dick immortality?