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[No point in pretending, right?]

Hi! It's Jeff :) I like your pic.

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Well, fuck. So much for making him work for it.]

it was not directed at you

[Maybe she can one day get him to make up for such a reveal. Maybe. Don't count on it.]

I kinda figured tbh. Texts have been acting up all day. But I appreciated it anyway! And I made it even by giving you a pic too! Are you motivated now?

[Not motivated, no, but being annoyed about this texting mix-up is enough of a distraction that it serves the same purpose.]

im sure you did
but a picture you wld have sent anyway isnt the same

It's sort of the same. It's mutual pic sharing.

dont play dumb with me jeff

Look, it's not my fault you sent a tit picture ok. Idk what you expect me to do about it other than appreciate it.

[~~Send a dick pic.~~]

at the very least you owe me a drink

I can give you more than just a drink. ;) Two drinks.

its a start
you know where i work
be here at the end of my shift

Can do! Will you be wearing the boa?

what do you think

[Spoilers: no.]

Maybe?

well youre allowed to dream i guess

That's definitely a dream I wanna be having. Am I gonna be owing you a whole lot more than a few drinks?

thats rlly up to you

Dick pic?

[Do you mean 'blackmail material'?]

make it artsy

[But is it really blackmail material when he's not ashamed of it?]

I'll put the sepia filter on it.

[Debatable.]

i didnt say make it look older

My dick never looks old, even in hipster sepia.

is that yr power
dick immortality?

You found me out. When I'm old and wrinkled my dick will still be as youthful as one in it's 20s.

wow
im sure youll be a hit with all the grandpa fuckers

Damn right. I'm set for life. But until then, I guess a modern day dick pic will do.

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