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[textualhealing]

Jeff Winger, Lawyer at Large. You pain, I gain.

[viced]

Lovely introduction. Mr. Winger, this is Mitchell. Mitchell Hundred? Ah, the De Chima ambassador?

[textualhealing]

I kinda figured it was imPort related. [Hence the ridiculous intro, thank you very much.]

What can I do for you, Mr. Hundred? Been caught snorting blow with hookers?

[viced]

No.

[ Flatly. ]

Actually, I heard some things about your show, and I wanted to ask you if they were true. Something about the devil being a part of it.

[textualhealing]

We did a crossover, sure. Kind of offended you didn't watch it, Mitch.

[viced]

I don't have a lot of time for TV.

You realize that was fucking Satan, right? I mean, isn't that clichéd?

[textualhealing]

That's kind of the point. You gotta go cliché if you want the ratings, and how could we not go for 'The Devil's Advocate'? C'mon, that's funny. That's clever. That's the sort of show that you'd only get in a place like this.

[viced]

You don't have any...concern about being associated with the devil?

[textualhealing]

Should I? We're all on a level playing field here

[viced]

I don't know, the fact that he's the fucking devil?

[textualhealing]

Is he really though? Or is he just some crazy guy who's decided to take that role on?

[viced]

I've seen a lot of shit here. I'd believe he's actually the damn devil.

[textualhealing]

Ditto, to be honest.

What does it matter though? You concerned for my well being, Mitch?

[viced]

Yes? I'm worried about everyone's well being.

[textualhealing]

That must keep you busy, if you're texting every imPort that makes any kind of decision.

[viced]

Just the ones I know, and would be potentially associated with.

[textualhealing]

So basically it's not my own safety you care about at all. It's the fact that by associating with me and possibly being on my show, the media might try and connect you with Lucifer? Real cold, Mitch. I can see why you're a politician.

[viced]

Not really? I mean, it makes a difference, but at this point, we're at the very least acquaintances, and I worry about my acquaintances.

And now that we've spoken a time or two, I feel entitled to offer feedback.

[textualhealing]

Feedback on my show? Because if you're gonna tell me the crossover was amazing then I don't wanna hear it.

[viced]

I didn't see it. Obviously. Since this caught me by surprise.

[textualhealing]

Well, watch it and give me feedback, rather than bitching about who I'm starring alongside.

[viced]

Right. When I get a chance, I will.

[textualhealing]

I can send you over a file so you can watch it tonight! No excuses.

[viced]

That's -- you're not letting me out of this, are you?

[textualhealing]

Nope! You can't criticise without even seeing it.