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[Heh. Dicks.]

Who's taking your appendix?

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the nurses

[ context is for losers ]

this is a differnent hospital though so i dont know if what happened home will happn here

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You're in hospital right now?! Dude if your appendix is going to explode get it taken out.

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NO.

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Why not??

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because it will come to life and kill you

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Wat?

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my apendix came to life and tried to kill me

[ the sad thing is, this isn't the drugs talking....this is canon.... ]

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Are you high rn?

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that is not the point!!!!

[ multiple exclamation marks will convince Jeff that he's totally serious about the killer appendix. ]

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but yes
my file sstill says i can heal
so when im at the hospitl they give me the good stuff even tho i cnt heal right now

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youre going to visit and sign my cast btw
i have a cast now
it is not that sexy

[ nothing about this situation is sexy to begin with ]

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I'm still not getting why your appendix can have a life of its own???

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imortality bullshit plus super bad vibes in a hosptal plus doctors who noticd the thing still growing and have no morals
fur fucks sake
it is not that hard jeff

[ at which point Dorian lapses into another fit of giggles which thankfully can't be heard over text ]

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Ok but what am I supposed to do about this?

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not let them take my apendix!
this really isnt that hard to grasp i know you're smartr than this

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You srsly want me to come down to some random hospital to discuss with a bunch of doctors how your appendix may kill us all?

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yes please

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[Motherfucker...]

Fine what hospital? I'm only coming down so I can kick your ass.

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hold on i need a nusre to text this

[ and then thirty seconds later ]

Health First Cape Canaveral Hospital

she can spel

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Is she hot?

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in a smal ass sort of way
permison granted to hit on her btw

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I will don't worry.
I'll be over in a bit.

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yaaaaaay

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Be over soon.