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[textualhealing]

[Sorry, bro. Can't take your threats seriously. Not when you're so adorably small and sulky. Cutest foot stomp ever.]

I'm not replacing you, Mike. The kid was just doing this as a favor for my sorry ass. I still need you.

[lackey]

[Even vertically-challenged men can be murderous, Jeff Winger!!!]

Bull. Think I'm gonna fall for your lies.

[textualhealing]

[It's ok to be tiny, bro.]

I'm not lying to you. And even if I was you wouldn't know because I'm an exceptional liar. [So smug.]

The kid's more interested in how the TV show works. I want him behind the scenes of that, not stuck threatening and intimidating any that get too close.

[lackey]

[u wanna go oversized man]

Well, guess you better hope Will's got a dangerous kid to lend you to do all the threatenin' and intimidatin', then!

[Sulky and dumb is such an unfortunate combination.]

[textualhealing]

[No, because Mike would win. :c]

Or you could come back and do that for me.

[lackey]

No can do, dude. Good luck with your kid search. I gotta go.

[Time to get super drunk and hope Walt White doesn't have a power that lets him murder people through the communicators...]

[textualhealing]

[All the sads. But apparently there's no convincing him right now. Maybe Mike just needs some time to cool off and not be such a totally mature toddler.]

Yeah, okay. I'll speak to you later. It's good to have you back.

[lackey]

[But being mature and rational is haaaaard.]