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[textualhealing]

Am I not good enough any more?

[aggressiveapathy]

you've been collected
gotta find new ways to keep it fresh now

[textualhealing]

So once someone moves in, he goes onto the next? What an asshole.

[aggressiveapathy]

it's a hard life
maybe try
plaid boxers
or making more dinner

[textualhealing]

I have the inexplicable urge to cry into ice cream.

[aggressiveapathy]

i want french silk
ask abby what she wants
on your way out

[textualhealing]

I don't want anyone to see me like this. You'll have to go.

[aggressiveapathy]

my raccoons know where you keep your hair products at night

[textualhealing]

You wouldn't!

[aggressiveapathy]

i'll give you a moment
to think about what you just typed

[textualhealing]

Don't judge me for that moment of stupidity. I panicked.
Look, if you really want me cooking for the week it's gonna be salads, chicken, egg and salmon and p much nothing else. Maybe some brown rice and bread at a push.
But for that you have to go buy me a tub of plain froyo. And a bottle of scotch.

[aggressiveapathy]

scotch so you can set the plain froyo on fire
right

[textualhealing]

Obviously. How else would you have froyo?

[aggressiveapathy]

by also letting it watch me eat ice cream instead
while it burns
to let know that it is nothing in comparison

[textualhealing]

But I'll be eating the froyo. And judging you.

[aggressiveapathy]

impossible
there is nothing about me
to judge

[textualhealing]

Except you eating ice cream.
Judging.

[aggressiveapathy]

your fear of the long term isn't really my problem

[textualhealing]

Well you gotta eat what I cook for a week, so deal with it!

[aggressiveapathy]

no one said you'd still enjoy your life by the end of the week
though
:)

[textualhealing]

Maybe me and chiseled torso should just leave. Is that what you want? :(

[aggressiveapathy]

no
then me and amazing hair would starve to death
and find you

[textualhealing]

Aren't I the one with amazing hair?

[aggressiveapathy]

with artificial enhancers
it's okay

[textualhealing]

Nothing artificial about my amazing do!