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voice;

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How much have you had to drink tonight, Bela? [Because he's guessing 'a lot' is the answer.]

voice;

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Three glasses. I promise I've got good hand-eye co-ordination if you're worried.

voice;

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Why don't I come over and we drink a whole bunch of water?

voice;

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That sounds boring. And not at all what I need.

[YES, BELA. YES YOU DO.]

voice;

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It's exactly what you need. And then, after drinking all the water, you can go to bed and pray your hangover tomorrow doesn't suck hard.

voice;

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Firstly? Three glasses of wine will not give me a hangover. Secondly? My bed would be so much better with you in it. And thirdly? I'm repeating the second point.

voice;

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Depends how big the glass is. And I guess I could share the bed but my dick's staying in my pants.

voice;

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Standard size wine glass. [Ugh. Smartass.] Fine. Your dick can stay in your pants. I'll be good.

voice;

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So kind. Movie night?

voice;

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Okay. But I get to pick what we watch.

voice;

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Deal! Any ideas?

voice;

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Classic horror film probably. No rom com rubbish.

voice;

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I knew there was a reason I liked you.

voice;

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But of course. [A pause.] Can you bring along some popcorn?

voice;

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What kind?

voice;

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Sweet, please.