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Are you going to be paying for the postage?

No way. That'd be hella expensive. You'd probably just eat it anyway.

I think you're forgetting who keeps the cheez-its cupboard stocked.

I think you've been spending way too much time around Abigail anyway. Hella?

I think you're forgetting who keeps eating them all. And yeah. Gotta keep down with the kids.

I'm pretty sure it's you, Mrs. Watson.

[ for the love of god john, look at the number you're texting. ]

Lies and slander, Mr. Watson.