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Jeffrey Tobias Winger ([personal profile] textualhealing) wrote2015-07-06 12:32 am
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-04 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Way to get my hopes up.
Nice choice tho. Digging the stitching.
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
what did you THINK i was talking about?
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-04 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hot uniform. Skimpy dress. Sexy underwear. Idk.
itistolaugh: What are you going, Jeff? (We're naked and our balls are out.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
why would i be shopping for what i already have
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-04 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you want something new. To surprise me with.
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
wait
who is this
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-04 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Its Jeff. And it's becoming pretty clear that wasn't who you were expecting.
itistolaugh: (Isn't this just lovely and normal?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-04 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
not really
sorry my handbag isnt as sexy as you hoped
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-05 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
It's ok. :( It's a nice handbag.
itistolaugh: What the fuck kind of rave is this? (Bird Flu sprucin' his goose.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-05 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
hold on a sec

[ It's about half an hour for her to find something, and then a bit more to get into it, but she'll send him a dressing room selfie when she's good and ready ]

better?
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-05 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[And it's so worth the wait.]

Yup. That'll do it.
Do I get to see that for real?
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (The title "Pendar" is an abbrevation)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-05 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
maybe if you ask very nicely
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-05 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
Please will you do me the honor of letting me come to your place and seeing you in skimpy leather?
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-05 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
uh
maybe not my place
we have like a billion rats

housemate has a whole rat thing going
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-05 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well you can't come to my place because we have a like a billion raccoons. And dogs.
Housemates have a whole raccoon and dog thing going.
itistolaugh: that will make a great first impression? (What can I purchase at her register)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-05 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
aw :(
guess its just pics for you!
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-05 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
I can book a hotel room!
itistolaugh: (Should've fucked Sailor Moon!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-05 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
seriously?
you must really like this dress
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-05 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I really like what's in it. ;D
itistolaugh: (Isn't this just lovely and normal?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-05 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah what the hell lets get a room
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-05 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Did that seriously just work? Yes! Score for the Winger text charm.]

You want dinner before? I can book dinner.
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2015-10-05 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
But maybe don't wear that leather for dinner because idk if a fancy place would appreciate it as much as I do.
itistolaugh: Where's your bag dispenser? (Excuse me. Where's the shitbag room?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-10-05 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
dont worry i have something just as good

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