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*homiES

HOMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUTOCORRECT GODDAMNIT

Yeah i'm sure you're all homo erectus all over your homie.

i haet u

AND NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT LIKE NO HELL NO this is a misunderstanding

injustic e

Sure thing homie. And to answer your question: No. It's not gay. It's pretty fuckin normal. Women doing it is hot. What is gay is being attracted to dudes and then taking it in the ass from them. But that's ok too. It's ok to be gay.

i know it's oK LIKE I'M FINE WITH IT DUDES AND DUDETTES CAN LET THEIR RAINBOW FREAK FLAGS FLY OR WHATEVER I JUST

it's girls i like girls it's only been girls pussy all da way!!!!!!!!! 4 me god

[To be fair, training with Superman is probably going to make him question a lot of things.]

this question wasn't meant 4 ur crusty ass ok gudbye

'freak flags'? Wow ok. Look I'm sure straying from your vanilla missionary is pretty daunting, but letting chicks do the fucking isn't gonna make you gay. The only things that can make you gay is the internet, video games and Obama. Fox news taught me that.

whoa there bro!!! i've done way more than just missionary and for the record i happen to have a thing for girls who like to be on top

i just

[Asher sighs, pausing to think about what he's texting for once.]

look, i get that sexuality has to do with how you're born and you can't change the way you love people, and im 100% cool with that, u r who u r as my girl ke$ha would say

it was a stupid question that wasn't meant for u, whatever

so i'm guessin it has more to do with... like, the person ur doin the do with than the body part ok that's fine plz leave me alone now

[You accidentally texted him in the first place...]

Edited 2015-10-04 15:50 (UTC)