[It's tempting to lie for the sake of it, but Jeff has nothing to prove. His skills lie elsewhere and while he can certainly hold his own in a fight, especially with the muscles he's worked hard for, he'd really rather weasel his way out of any fisticuffs.]

Uh, like one. Literally a playground scuffle between a few douchebros and me. I don't tend to get into fights if I can help it. Easier to talk it out.