rathercommon: (cunning)
Kitty Jones ([personal profile] rathercommon) wrote in [personal profile] textualhealing 2015-09-05 02:08 pm (UTC)

In the kitchen.

[ She says that conversationally as she walks to the kitchen, and then continues in an equally conversational tone of voice: ]

So, you're now guilty of furnishing alcohol to a minor, which is a class 2 misdemeanor in Florida. I've got it captured on tape, I've got the physical evidence, and I'm not scared to testify. Being found guilty comes with a fine of five hundred dollars, plus community service at the very least. Jail time at the most, though given your record they'll probably just stick to having you serve up meals at soup kitchens for a few weeks. All that if I present all of this to the police.

[ She slips everything into the fridge, then turns back to Jeff and tells him cheerily: ]

So, keeping all that in mind, I bet you want to sit down and review my friend's resume with me, don't you.

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