[Come Christmas morning, Jeff will find a box mysteriously sitting at the foot of his bed (perhaps Sharkbait has already made love to it, Will didn't do that but he didn't discourage it). Wrapped in paper featuring ornaments with silly faces, Jeff's name has been written on the green ribbon around it. Inside he'll find a swanky mini-fridge for his room (it's silver and black) and a card with a dog at the head of the courtroom. Literally just a shoop of a greyhound judge wearing Harry Potter-like glasses with the gavel in its mouth.
Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Jeff. We thought it about time you had a nice one of these to call your own. May whatever you put in it bring you joy and relief in the upcoming year. - Will & April
The gift card to a store featuring men's hygiene supplies (shampoo, cologne, the works) valued at $30 falls out of this card.
12/25/2015
Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Jeff. We thought it about time you had a nice one of these to call your own. May whatever you put in it bring you joy and relief in the upcoming year.
- Will & April
The gift card to a store featuring men's hygiene supplies (shampoo, cologne, the works) valued at $30 falls out of this card.
Thank u 4 bein a frand, Jeff.]