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Bela Talbot (
cleptes
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textualhealing
2015-10-11 11:21 pm (UTC)
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I may not be a lawyer but I can get you off.
[
BADUM-TSS
]
My horniness has resulted in me using terrible pick up lines. I may have had a few glasses of wine but that's not relevant. Get your arse over here, Winger. Chop, chop.
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drunk!voice message
[BADUM-TSS]
My horniness has resulted in me using terrible pick up lines. I may have had a few glasses of wine but that's not relevant. Get your arse over here, Winger. Chop, chop.